9-4-14

Q: If my life were a movie, it would be a ______ and _____ would play me!

A: My life a movie?! Whoa, that'd be cool if it were true.... But it'd probably just get shut down after the first five minutes.... But it'd be a comedy. Nothing but comedy and sucky jokes. I'd have Jennifer Lawrence  play me (Apparently I can't play myself...).