9-22-14

Q: My funniest school memory...

A: Is the one where I stopped school from ever existing!! It still exists? Dang, well then I failed. Anyways, my funniest memory would have to be a preschool one, actually. It went a Little something like this:
     -Mom pulls up in parking lot and we walk to the building
     -Every other kids crying their eyes out and everyone's saying goodbye
     -I turn to momma and look her dead in the eyes
    Me: Do you Have to be here?
    Momma: I... I guess not..
     -Later in life I learned that I made momma cry in the car because I wasn't crying and begging her not to leave.

Ah...memories...